Different Town Lyrics

Weeelll...

The Poopsmith he could talk

(Poopsmith: hello)

and Marzipan would rock

(Marzipan: half second guitar solo)

and the stick would be this big ol' tree that try to eat everyone except The Cheat and Me

(Strong Mad: and me!)

(Strong Bad: we'll see)

and The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas.

(King of Town: I hate peas!)

(Strong Bad: I know!)

Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar-bills
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(Bubs: immatation chocolate)

and my stupid baby brother would've been born with horns and a tail

(Strong Sad: I'm evil)

Coach Z would wear his cool jacket

(Coach Z: Check it out yo!)

and Homestar just couldn't hack it

(Homestar: I QUIT!)

and Pom-Pom wouldn't change at all 'cept he'd look like an ABA basketball

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and this little weirdo would be a modestly hot girl to help me through the hard times

you know the kind that are only sorta hot so they don't mess arround with other guys

(Homsar: daaaaah, i'm forever your girl