Uncle Seth's False Gospel Lyrics

In a cave near home
I found the scroll
Old Hebrew, or something close
written on it

Stooped over thick volumes, slow working
translation came as follows (roughly)

Refrain:
'Though shalt write about yourself, you please me when you do
My wish for mankind is for mankind to study you. For I so loved the world
that I gave you three chords, so you'd write about yourself... ya-da-ya-da-ya-da,' -The Lord

Not a shock, because
Who'd forget Great Uncle Seth's
frustrated ancient Hebrew
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He used to hold me
hostage on his knee
and tease me with some secret
God told him about me

Refrain

Seth, I was your favorite
you died when I was ten
I never loved you back
and I remember why again

Did you see me spread your ashes
when we cremated you?
There's been another fire
and I spread your gospel too