I Like Marvel, You Like DC Lyrics

You're so great and you're so neat
Oh, you're the greatest girl that I ever did meet
I liked your "About Me" and your profile song
And then everything went so wrong

I asked you to watch the X-Men films together
And you said you'd rather watch Batman Forever
Oh no! This can't be!
She loves DC
What a stupid bitch!

I like Marvel and you like DC
You like Batman, I love Wolverine
I've never been in this situation before
It's not an Infinite Crisis, it's a Civil War

You say you prefer the Green Lantern Core
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So go hang out with your Super Friends
And I'll stay home and read my X-Men
I'm sorry, baby, we can't coexist
There's no (???) 'cause that was some stupid shit

I'm Peter Parker and you're Mary Jane
I'm not Clark Kent, you're not Lois Lane!
You're not! You're a bitch!

I like Marvel and you like DC
You like Batman, I heart Wolverine
I've never been in this situation before
It's not an Identity Crisis, it's a Secret War

I like Marvel and you like DC
I'm sorry, honey, but you know what that means
I like Marvel and you like DC
I like Marvel, so get the fuck away from me