If My Friends Could See Me Now Lyrics

Tonight at eight, you shoulda seen

A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine

My neighbours burned! They like to die!

When I tell them who is getting in and going out is I

If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top drawer, first rate chums I attract

All I can say is 'Wow, ' Look at where I am

Tonight I landed, pow! Right in a pot of jam

What a set up! Holy Cow!

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now, my little dusty group

Traipsing around this million dollar chicken coop

I'd hear those thrift shop cats say 'Brother, get her! '

Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur

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See exactly how, he'd sign his autograph

What a build up! Holy cow!

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now, alone with Mister V.

Who's waiting on me, like he was a maitre d'

I'd hear my buddies say 'Crazy what gives?

Tonight she's living like the other half lives! '

To think the highest brow, which I must say is he

Should pick the lowest brow, which there's no doubt is me

What a step up! Holy cow!

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

What a step up! Holy cow!

They'd never believe it

They'd never belive it

If my friends could see me now

Hi girls it's me, Charity!