My Dick is So Large * Lyrics

* if you go direct to track 15 the "parental advisory" is skipped
(it was recorded in the backspace before the track)

[Damage + Spin 4th]
Yes yes as we draw this album to it's close Mr. Spin 4th
Yes yes Mr. Damage
There's just one thing that really bothers me
Yes and I think I know what it is Mr. Damage
Yo yo we we got this little sticker thing goin on
on the front of our album and uhh we don't really feel
that uhh we should be just hindered by such a thing
So uhh, because it's not the type of group that we are yaknahwhatmsayin?
So uhh, why don't we do a little somethin
just just so that this sticker will mean somethin
So this next bonus cut is goin out to all you boys and girl umm
who are over 18 and have the ability to purchase this album
Thanks a lot for purchasing it, it's a bonus for you OK?
This is just for the people over 18
Because of you know, the sticker and everything
Yeah
And uhh, we're gonna do it a little somethin like this
DROP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[real intro]
Motherfucker!
Yeah make sure like the beat is, kinda like, even with our..
Hey yo, mesafromone, say what?
Make sure the beat is like even with our vocals
I said mefremalemusaywhat?
It's rollin? Aight here it come, yo yo yo here it come

*beat starts*

Yo, yo, yo, yo
YO! Yo man, yo man
Check it out

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

[Jingle Bel]
Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train!
Runnin, from here, to Maine!
Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock
My dick is so big, that you can call the cops
You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy
But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big
It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest
It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it
Cause his shit was smaller
I was standin off the edge of a bridge
and it was hangin in the water!! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE!
It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

[Spin 4th]
Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train
Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit
I gotta spread my legs for that big shit
It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good
Oh my balls are big as a hill
You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill
like if you were some ??, but your ass is not
My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher
So come on baby, get on top
And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do
Let me stick it up in ya
Hard.. LARGE!

Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!Talib Kweli % Hi Tek F/ Mos Def - My Dick is So Large * - http://motolyrics.com/talib-kweli-hi-tek-f-mos-def/my-dick-is-so-large-lyrics.html
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
.. LARGE!

[Jingle Bel]
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

Now when you look up at the stars in the sky
It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it
I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope
My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope
on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole
Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN!
It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it
You had to read it twice
You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV
It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me
My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous
What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous
Even - God looked at me and said,
"Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell"
I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it
My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!
(Yo how large is it?)
My dick is so large.. they get the point man
Damn, my dick is so large

*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!
*babbling nonsense*
LARGE!!!

[Damage]
I look up into the night
This is my left ball, the moon is on my right
If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night
Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike
on top of an Ampex two inch tape
I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain
about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole
Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle
down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb
into your dread, the dread go on top into your head
Now open that mouth wide bitch
Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch
What's that big bulge, comin out the back
of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack
Bend right over, let me do like Rover
I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage
Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large
I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large
My dick is so large, my dick is so large
I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large

Fade the music out, fade the music out man
Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out
Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up
My dick is so large.. the end is..
You have to.. give a moment of silence to that motherfucker