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 - Neil Hannon
 
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The Divine Comedy - Bernice Bobs Her Hair lyrics
Bernice bobs her hair in the barber's in the square
 All her new-found friends are there to see it done
 Bernice bobs her hair
 She's been driven to despair
 'Cause her cousin doesn't care about anyone
 Her hair was long
 Her hair was dark
 Her hair flowed down her back
 And now it lies upon the floor
 Bernice runs out the doorThe Divine Comedy - Bernice Bobs Her Hair - http://motolyrics.com/the-divine-comedy/bernice-bobs-her-hair-lyrics.html
 Marjorie had told her what to wear to the parties
 Marjorie had told her what to say to the boys
 Now Marjorie was jealous of her social advances
 And presented her with this choice
 "Bernice bob your hair
 You've persistently declared this intention
 Do you dare to disagree?"
 So Bernice bobs her hair and is instantly ensnared
 In the trap so well prepared by Marjorie









