Obligatory Song About Killing One's Boyfriend Lyrics

Lemme tell you 'bout your stupid boyfriend

He's a loser and you know it's true

I know you'll be disheartened if you lose him

But this is something I just have to do

'Cause I've loved you since the day I first saw you

Grace the floorboards of a Punk Rock Show (sorry Norb...)

And I truly, absolutely adore you

So you understand, he has to go

I don't know exactly how to tell you this...

I'm gonna kill your boyfriend

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He's gotta go and you've gotta be my girl!

Lemme tell you bout the things I'll give you

I'll tell you all the things you want to hear

Like about the times I kissed your picture

And these feelings I get when you're near

This obsession's got me pining for you

It's unhealthy yeah, I gotta say

But that Motherfucker really loves you

So that Motherfucker has to pay

[Chorus]