Me Vs. Toilet Paper / Gandhi Vs. Heston Lyrics

I just went to bathroom
And when I wanted to wipe my ass
I realized that toilet paper
Was stuck in my ass

If I want to take it out
With my hands it will smell like shit
But if I try with something else
I might injure my ass

So please what should I do?
Has anyone experience
With this situation too?

P.S.: the girl with paper in her ass

Heston's an asshole
Pumping up the shotgun
Heston's an assholeThe Golliwogs - Me Vs. Toilet Paper / Gandhi Vs. Heston - http://motolyrics.com/the-golliwogs/me-vs-toilet-paper-gandhi-vs-heston-lyrics.html
American dream
I never had this thing for supreme

Charlton's a butthole
Blah blah la-la-la-la
I never had this thing for supreme

Get out of my face!
Back to the planet of apes
I never had this thing for supreme

Say goodbye so long
And stay where you belong
Cause I never had this thing for supreme
I never had this thing for supreme

I never had this thing for supreme
I never had this thing for supreme