Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear Lyrics

[Q:] If the aunt had balls she would be?
[A:] Uh, the uncle.

[Q:] And in more trouble than?
[A:] A pregnant nun.

So get a hole to hide inThe Locust - Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear - http://motolyrics.com/the-locust/pulling-the-christmas-pig-by-the-wrong-pair-of-ear-lyrics.html
or somehide to cover the hole

Pig's Christmas parcel arrived
basically full of crap
and others lil' treats.

Awe, that little pig.