The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Tiny Christmas lyrics
"Tiny Christmas"
 You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year 
 You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer 
 You can make everybody scream 
 When you dress up like Santa and 
 Come down the stairs 
 And open all the presents 
 Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year 
 You can enjoy the snow 
 Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain 
 You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar 
 Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside 
 Eatin' all the rubarb pie 
 Makin people happy with a present or two 
 Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year 
 You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears 
 Inside with a fire that's large 
 I don't know what rhymes with large 
 Maybe your mom's name is Marge 
 That would be nice 
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 I think they even have a Christmas convention 
 Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa 
 And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present 
 And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along 
 Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song 
 Cause we all know Jingle Bells 
 And Deck the Halls too well 
 So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol 
 Christmas is a fabulous time of year 
 Yes it is, so hold me near, near 
 I wanna make it happen 
 Open them presents and there wrapping 
 Mind me, cause i got what i wanted 
 But thats no the point now no 
 Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love 
 To not be on tour with the band that you love 
 But to be home nuzzlein' with your 
 Favorite person in the world who ever that might be 
 Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time 
 Merry Christmas everybody 
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