- Votes:
- Composer:
- Mel Brooks
 
- Tags:
- broadway
- musicals
- showtunes
 
- See also:
The Producers - We Can Do It lyrics
MAX:
 Don't you see, Bloom. Darling Bloom, glorious Bloom. It's so simple.
 Step One: we find the worst play ever written.
 Step Two: we hire the worst director in town.
 Step Three: I raise two million dollars... 
 LEO:
 Two? 
 MAX:
 Yes! One for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there.
 Step Four: We hire the worst actors in New York and open on Broadway.
 And before you can say Step Five, we close on Broadway, take our two million and go to Rio. 
 LEO:
 Rio? Nah, that'd never work. 
 MAX:
 Oh ye of little faith.
 What did Lewis say to Clark
 When everything looked bleak?
 What did Sir Edmund say to Tenzing
 As they struggled toward Everest's peak?
 What did Washington say to his troops
 As they crossed the Delaware
 I'm sure you're well aware... 
 LEO:
 What'd they say? 
 MAX:
 We can do it, we can do it
 We can do it, me and you
 We can do it, we can do it
 We can make our dreams come true
 Everything you've ever wanted
 Is just waiting to be had
 Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls
 Caressing you, undressing you
 And driving you mad 
 We can do it, we can do it
 This is not the time to shirk
 We can do it, you won't rue it
 Say goodbye to petty clerk
 Hi, producer: yes, producer
 I mean you, sir, go beserk!
 We can do it, we can do it
 And I know it's gonna work
 Whatta ye say, Bloom? 
 LEO:
 What do I say
 Finally a chance to be a Broadway producer!
 What do I say?
 Finally a chance to make my dreams come true, sir!
 What do I say, what do I say
 Here's what I say to you, sir... 
 I can't do it, I can't do it
 I can't do it, that's not me
 I'm a loser, I'm a coward
 I'm a chicken, don't you see? 
 When it comes to wooing women
 There's a few things that I lackThe Producers - We Can Do It - http://motolyrics.com/the-producers/we-can-do-it-lyrics.html
 Beautiful girls, wearing nothing but pearls...
 Cashing me, embracing me
 I'd have an attack 
 MAX:
 Why, you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar!
 Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?
 Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory? 
 MAX:
 We can do it
We can do it
We can grab that holy grail!
We can do it
We can do it
Drink champagne, not ginger ale
 Come on, Leo
 Can't you see-o ... 
LEO:
 Mr. Bialystock
 Please stop the song
 You've got me wrong
 I'll say "so long"
 I'm not as strong
 A person as you think
 Mr. Bialystock
 Just take a look
 I'm not a crook
 I'm just a shnook
 The bottom line
 Is that I stink!
 I...can't...
 Do...it!
 LEO:
 You see Rio, I see jail! 
 MAX:
 We can do it! 
 LEO:
 I can't do it! 
 MAX:
 We can do it! 
 LEO:
 I cannot, cannot, cannot
 'Cause I know it's gonna fail 
 MAX:
 We can do it! 
 MAX:
 I know it cannot fail
LEO:
 It's gonna fail








