Another Bad Day, Pt. 2 Lyrics

Hey remember this one?

While walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day

I came across a woman who wouldn't get out of my way

I asked her to please step aside so I could get on with my day

She said, "I don't mind being cum across just as long as it's wiped away"

[Laughing]

So I went home to watch TV and catch my favorite show

And plopped down on my rocking chair and out came a screaming howl

I ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly pass

Either that's just my remote control or someone's' dick's shoved up my ass

[Laughing]
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Then I thought I'd take a drive around and see what I could see

But just a couple minutes later, I had to take a pee

I pulled into an alley and stuck my pecker through the fence

But I didn't even see the watchdog running off with my fucking prick

[Laughing]

So they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it

Cause instead of chewing it to bits he very gently licked it

They said that I was lucky that the mutt lost all it's teeth

So I went home and went to bed and then I had a dream

About that sweet little poochie...

[Laughing and clapping]