My First Wedding Lyrics

This is my first wedding and I hope that is my last
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past
So I stand by the buffet and submerge myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned
Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free Oooh oooh ooh ooh This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick,
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick?
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of Oooh oooh ooh ooh She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first then your carThe Wombats - My First Wedding - http://motolyrics.com/the-wombats/my-first-wedding-lyrics.html
she's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
but I remember being chased up the street! Oooh oooh ooh ooh She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
She'll steal your mind first then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful!