Baby Lyrics

I know your plastic
You are not real
Stop staring at me
I'm not a meal
I'm just a kid
With a piggy bank
I got a huge bag full of rice

I have a future
So please don't eat me
I'm really hot
So I need some tea
Can you let me out
Of my bedroom please

I'm really scared but I shouldn't be

Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the Sham-Wow guy

Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the Sham-Wow guy

Drinkin' coffee
In my shed
All by my self
With a roll of bread
I turn around
And there it was
The baby doll all by itself
It's gonna eat me
Why am I scared
It's just a doll
But maybe it's real
I'm gonna run
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This thing is weird and I'm freakin' out

Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the Sham-Wow guy

Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the Sham-Wow guy

When I was 62
I grew a mustache
It was really hot and sweaty
So I shaved it off
And taped it to the bottom of my Kia Mini-Van
I found a baby dolll
In my backyard yesterday
So I got my leaf-blower
And blew it out my way
Cause I wanna play with this bouncy ball
My grandma bought the other day
They make these things look really mean and scary
I found a Barbie-Doll
And named it Larry
Cause it was hairy

Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you creep me out just like the Sham-Wow guy

Cause you're just a
Baby, baby, baby doll
A baby, baby, baby doll
You're just a piece of plastic
And you smell like rotten eggs