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If You Open Your Mind Too Much, Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) Lyrics

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Tim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much, Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) lyrics

If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placeboTim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much, Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife) - http://motolyrics.com/tim-minchin/if-you-open-your-mind-too-much-your-brain-will-fall-out-take-my-wife-lyrics.html

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person who has been able to prove either logically or empirically the existence of a higher power that has any consciousness or interest in the human race or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife

I will give you my piano
One of my legs
And my wife

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