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Too Phat - Tell Shorty Ft. Ruffedge & Ve lyrics
Tell Shorty
 Chorus
 Tell shorty I love her
 Tell shorty I need her
 Tell shorty not to cry
 My love for her
 Will never die
Verse 1 [Malique]
 Remember Jenny?
 The witch who
 Really drove me delirious
 And ever since
 I never took a gurlie serious
 Well I was heartbroke
 And straight up revengeful
 Looked up in the mirror
 Saw some playa' potential
 I started workin' out
 Just like a mad man
 Learned some rap slang
 Even started off a rap band
 I called it Too Phat
 Now anybody heard of 'em?
 I don't know why
 But some gurlies
 Are crazy over 'em
 The story goes
 I met all kinds of creatures
 Some dime pieces
 Some fly chicks wit' fine features
 Some were ugleeeh
 Some were so so
 But the "hey, he's just a friend" type
 Is a no no
 'Cause through experience
 It's not worth it
 It's uncool
 And any guy
 Who fights over a gurlie
 Is a dumb fool
 You feelin' me?
 This little Bill Bellamy
 Now all the shorties
 Wanna chill with me
 I was like
 Damn, I never felt great till lately
 Makin' all the gurlies
 Who date me
 Hate me
 And usually I'll be gettin'
 Those who I planna'
 Except for two model chicks
 Noarlene and Hannah
 But then aaa
 I had Nana, Nini, Susan
 Make 'em fall in love
 And at the end
 I confuse 'em
 I get bored
 And dump 'em
 No reason gave
 Just get a friend to go tell 'em
 This what I said
 Now lie it...
Chorus
 Tell shorty I love her
 Tell shorty I need her
 Tell shorty not to cry
 My love for her
 Will never die
Verse 2 [Joe Flizzow]
 Yo, I ain't never been the type
 To break a woman's heart
 But sometimes
 I sing 'em this song
 When it's time to part
 When it's time to go
 No you can't be with Big Joe
 I tell 'em trust me girl
 In due time you'll know
 Rather break if off early
 Before they in too deep
 Before I lose interest
 Before I start to cheat
 See I don't like that
 I play my game
 With some respect cat
 Leave 'em still loving me
 So later still can tap that
 Some szex with the ezex
 No strings attzached
 Y'all playaz feeling me?
 See I like dzat
 These o's think
 I'm a celebrity?
 And I'm gonna
 Write them a song
 On my next CD
 Well you right 'cause
 This song is about you B
 Or how it's about to be
 I love you girl
 But it ain't meant to be
 I know that don't make sense
 I took your innocence
 Babe I promise that
 We'll still be friends... What
 Might be a lame
 And cowardly reason
 To get away
 But I got that ish
 A lot way back in the day
 Ain't gon' lie say
 I ain't never got played
 Ask my homie K-Laid
 I've been down
 And been betrayed
 We called 'em the ish
 That's every man's unicorn
 The one that got away
 Left you with your heart torn
 But know I'm on my feet
 Life is sweet lets get in on
 And when it's time to exit
 That's it
 Peep this song
 I'm sorry shorty...
Chorus (2x)
 Tell shorty I love her
 Tell shorty I need her
 Tell shorty not to cry
 My love for her
 Will never die
Bridge
 Please don't tell my shorty why
 Please don't tell her it's a lie
 Tell her that she's still a dime
 Yeah that's why she can't be mineToo Phat - Tell Shorty Ft. Ruffedge & Ve - http://motolyrics.com/too-phat/tell-shorty-ft-ruffedge-and-ve-lyrics.html
 Baby bye bye hugs and kisses
 Fly lies, love and misses
 You can't be my Mrs.
 So goodbye!
Verse 3 [Malique]
 Yo, whuttup cheeky
 I'm Liquey
 A tad picky
 Specialize in heartbreaks
 And 2 inch hicky
 That's how I picked up
 This curly chic Asha
 Last year
 Walked passed her
 At Mc D's at the cashier
 Nearly crashed her
 Didn't know she had a man
 Till this dude called me up
 I said, "I'm just a friend!"
 Then I met this really cute thang
 Sarah, a VJ
 The problem is she in Jakarta
 Me in PJ
 Came Catherine, a model
 A stunning looker
 When she caught me
 With her bestfriend Luna
 It shook her
 Luca, Stephanie, Daphne, Janice
 Rachel, Kimmy was the president's niece
 Peace!!!
 To all the hearts that I broke on tour
 At least 5 in Indo
 And 4 in Singapore
 But back home
 You know I got scores for sure
 Just tell me
 What type you lookin' for
 I had a chick in showbiz
 She liked to slow kiss
 But I dumped her
 She had halitosis
 Hana, a half Japanese chick
 Friends with Shukri
 Bed wrecker
 Made me go "Yukkuri, yukkuri!"
 Cookery expert
 MILF named Yuzi
 Chilled wit' her two kids
 In their jaccuzi
 The Jaguar chick
 I met at the red lights
 Gimme ten seconds flat
 Imma get my mack right
 Now the list it goes on
 Till the break of dawn
 Yeah I'm strictly white lyin'
 When I'm singin' this song
 Young playaz sing along
 To shoo pigeons
 Who either plain wack
 Or love you
 For wrong reasons
 Like the chicks
 Who only want me
 Cause I'm popular
 Not because that I'm simply
 A fly fella'
 So to all the hearts I broke
 I mean many
 Don't blame it on me honey
 Blame Jenny...
Chorus
 Tell shorty I love her
 Tell shorty I need her
 Tell shorty not to cry
 My love for her
 Will never die
Verse 4 [Joe Flizzow]
 I'm lookin' for a ride or die chick
 Down *** chick
 That drive her own whips
 Had Monique
 Fly trick
 Used to buy me force kicks
 Loved to watch pawn flicks
 But couldn't really suck it
 Had to kick her out quick
 Met a half Latin chick in Ipoh
 Her mom was from Rio
 Company CEO
 But damn she had BO
 Adios senorita
 Then I met Anita
 But messed around with Rita (Ain't that her sista?)
 I'm the type of kid
 That could give Stella
 Her groove back
 Never drop corny lines like
 "Baby, you're Too Phat"
 Don't do that
 I drop conversations worthwhile
 That stimulate minds
 And tend to generate smiles
 Operate with style
 How I do is hard to say
 Call me Big J
 Hugh Heffner protegee
 See I ain't met a girl
 That could get down with me
 And blow my mind
 That's why I still
 Play around you see?
 Ya'll think
 I got a thing for flings?
 Well you wrong
 See until I meet
 The girl of my dreams
 I'll keep my game strong
 Keep my game fly
 Keep telling white lies
 Never deal with a trick
 To say my bye bye's
 Somebody please tell shorty
 That it's over
 Somebody go tell shorty
 That I love her
 This is for the better
 Believe my story
 It ain't you
 It's me shorty
 Believe I'm sorry
 C'mon now...
Chorus
 Tell shorty I love her
 Tell shorty I need her
 Tell shorty not to cry
 My love for her
 Will never die









