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Too $hort - Cali-O - B-Legit lyrics
[Singin':] 
This hit aint no joke, Oh no 
Dont ya know, Dont ya know 
Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah 
This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke 
Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O 
[Too $hort:] 
Its that Orangutan lookin' like a Crayola 
Nothin' but the sunshine, Soon as the day's over 
Roll'em up, In the town, We get down 
On the green and the purple, Never on the brown 
Cause when ya hit the O its the real dope, From Humbolt 
Have ya flyin' real stupid like Dumbo 
They love it when it comes from California 
You'll never be an +Outkast+ with that +Stankonia+ 
[E-40:] 
Smell the aroma, Smells so lovely 
Man thats potent, What ya'll smokin man?, Orange Ruffie 
Where ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley J 
Man ya'll some fools, You California dudes do not play 
I though you thoughtamajig, I though I told you my nagga 
Game colder than a six pack of soda my nagga 
Northren Cali, 23's on my Denali 
Gettin rowdy in the Scrillacon Valley 
Hoe 
[Chorus:] 
This hit aint no joke, Oh joke 
Dont ya know, Dont ya know 
Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah 
This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke 
Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O 
Love it when I hit it, Cali-O 
Love it when I hit it, Dont ya know 
Sweet Cali-O 
I cant wait to touch it, Cali-O 
Dont ya know, Yeah 
Love it when I twist it, Dont ya know 
Sweet Cali-O 
[Too $hort:] Too $hort - Cali-O - B-Legit - http://motolyrics.com/too-short/cali-o-b-legit-lyrics.html
The Valley Joe 
[B-Legit:] 
Know it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blow 
Got zips from Cali-O, Niggas call it the dro 
When I'm in for a show first hit up the store 
Four boxes to the neck, Alcohol to follow 
Get it on fa sho, Every zone I go 
Tip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4 
Put that town down-lo, Its that Town endo 
Guarenteed, No seeds, In your town we'll blow 
[Ant Banks:] 
Now homie tell me what that yay like 
Livin that Bay Life 
We put it up in the air, From sundown to daylight 
And the girls they be lovin' it, Cause it freeze on em 
That Cali-O sensation lets us squeeze up in em 
Its a whole 'notha mind state, A way of livin 
That playalistic feelin' gives you the vibes of a villian 
Help ya focus, And I was gone when I wrote this 
Just trippin on that Cali-O, Its known to be the dopest 
[Chorus (with minor variations)]
[Too $hort:] 
Its been 10 years since I moved from Oakland 
I traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokin 
Like the Bay and LA, From San Diego up Seattle's way 
Aint no shake like a rattlesnake, That Budwiser make ya get smart 
You say you went to San Francisco and left your heart 
But dont leave that orange sunshine on the coast 
I know that you think the green and the purple is the most 
Out in Cali you get choices 
One hit will have you hearin angel's voices 
Make you wanna fly, And catch the next plane to the West 
So you can fill your brain with the best 
Now Mary Jane was a small town girl 
But Cali-O, She's been all around the world 
She'll make the coldest player go broke 
You dont hear me though, That Cali-O aint no joke 
[Chorus and Too $hort talkin']









