Fabian Lyrics

You know, Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen

Comet and Cupid and Chopper and Nixon

But do you recall

The least famous reindeer of all?

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, this song's for you

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, this song's for you

This is the tale of a reindeer that nobody knows

Shoved down the back and largely ignored on account of a nasal disfigurement

Not unlike Rudolph in that sense

The hallmarks are almost the same

Instead of a red shiny nose that brought Rudolph his fame...

Fabian had just... a cavity

No nose at all

Just a big empty space

In the middle of his face

Scod: Just a couple of chambers

[Fabian: What are you looking at? D'ya want a piece of this?]

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, this song's for you

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, this song's for you

Abnormal snouts were surprisingly common in reindeer

Rudolph and Fabian both fell victim

To the elves and their cost-cutting measures

In keeping their overheads down

The elves fed the reindeer on reindeer.

And on top of that, the poor reindeer were also inbred

So Fabian had just... a cavity

Tripod: His hooter was lacking

Bugger all schnozz! Tripod - Fabian - http://motolyrics.com/tripod/fabian-lyrics.html

All this because

His dad was also his sister

Who he then ate.

[Fabian: This chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours?]

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, this song's for you

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, tragic but true

Disliked by his peers

This disfigured deer was alone

He watched from afar

As Rudolph the star

Would lead all the others back home

But before you get too sympathetic

There's another thing you should know

Sure, his nose was upsetting

But reindeer are not quite that shallow

'Cause Fabian was... a tosser

[Fabian What! ]

Not nice at all!

[Fabian: Argh, who ran out my batteries?]

An arrogant fool!

[Fabian: I look good in this, don't I?]

A self-serving tool!

[Fabian: I write my name on my stuff for a reason! ]

An absolute face-hole

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian, no one likes you

Fabian, Fabian, Fabian, Fabian

Fabian, Fabian surgery won't fix the vortex

That is your black heart