Rock Eisteddfod Lyrics

Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,

Lai lai-lai lai,

Lai lai-lai lai!

Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,

Lai lai-lai lai,

Lai lai-lai lai!

There's a girl

We see each other every day

But I, I'm too shy

And I can't even bring myself to say

"Hello, how are you today?

Lovely weather, by the way,

If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!"

Oh, for dinner, not... oh, fuck!

She's so cute

She's got a little button head

And I try to be cool

But then I just trip over and nearly spew

I just can't find a way to

Let her know that I'll be true

So I know what I must do...

I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod

That's how I'm gonna win her hand

I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod

And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man

And when I've won the Rock Eisteddfod

She won't leave me on the shelf

I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod

Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself

With no-one else

On stage by myself

My thematic concept

Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare

Made of cardboard boxes,

And foil taped to my stack hat

She'll be impressed!

And my costume will be the best

When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed

In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest
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I can see it now

We'll be the toast of Highpoint

She'll fall in love

With my mix of funky dance moves

And school spirit

And she'll finally let me near it

I'm a master of my art

That's the way I'll win her heart...

... For my school!

I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod

That's how I'm gonna win her hand

I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod

And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man

When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod

She won't leave me on the shelf

I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod

Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself

And as for music, I'll only choose it

If it's got a serious environmental message

I'll start with "Hungry Like the Wolf"

And then, "It's Raining Men"

I hope it works

I hope she falls in love with me

My backup plan

Will leave these rookie amateurs behind

And I'll really blow her mind

And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep

I'll go the logical next step...

I'm gonna win the Eurovision

Be a star and make her see

Singing in a foreign language

Maybe then she'll understand me

And when I've won the Eurovision

She won't leave me on the shelf

I'm gonna win the Eurovision

Then I finally won't be by myself

In row boats by myself

On see-saws by myself

Eating two ice-creams by myself