Take Me Back Or I'll Drown Our Dog Lyrics

"Take me back or I'll drown our dog."

Love those headlines

Love those headlines

"CIA is breeding slaves"

Need those headlines

Crave those headlines

"Designer beef"

"Surfing for Christ"

"Horse molester must be stopped"

"Police kill man to stop suicide"

"City burns, Party goes on"

Headlines-I wanna hear some

Good News-Even if it's a lie

Scandal-For me to gaze on

Entertain me tonight

"Happy day ends in death"

Love those headlines

Need those headlines

"Pollution signals opportunity"

Need those headlines

Crave those headlines

"Viruses from AIDS lab sold"

"Easter Bunny arrest shocks children at mall"

"April slated as Child Abuse Month"

"Donate blood and win prizes"

Hey! what's your favorite cartoon?

Mine's the Prime Time News

Nightline, Twin Peaks, or the Simpsons

Are all about as real as...

Headlines-We all believe

Good News-What we wanna believe
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Why let- truth get in the way

Of a good story

Spin Control

Stress Control

Image Doctors

Photo ops

So much goes in

And comes right back out

Of my mind

"Vegetarian terrorists"

"Autopsies of the rich and famous"

Reenact a crime

It's real enough for me...

"A hopping mad Madonna stormed out of a Hollywood beauty

Parlor-after discovering the staff was selling her toenail clippings"

"Used to be millions of mummies before the Egyptian railroads

Bought them by the ton and used them for locomotive fuel"

"Motorcycle courier John Orchard was fined $400 after 50, 000 hypodermic needles

Fell from his cycle on a busy highway and punc- tured the tires on 141 cars"

"two weeks later, While they were eating ham- burgers at a drive-in,

Jim-and I just love this part-put an onion ring on Sandy's finger and asked her to marry him"

Hey!

This is how life should be

So I'll pretend it is

Happy news

For Happy people

With Happy problems

Headlines-tell a person something

Good news-Long enough they'll believe

Anything-What they think is real

Instead of what they see