Quacky Lyrics

When I woke up in the morning she was still in my bed

And then she wanted to make me bacon and eggs

And then I said I have no time I got to go to a meeting

In the drunken clam, and she said I'll drive you there

I've been having sex with all women in this town

Nonstop for the last two days two days. yeah.

Now, you know how much sperm cells I got left? Just One!

He's all alone in there and he's scared!

Hide your children, hide your wives,

Quagmire's on the loose

Anyone who crosses his path

Falls for his moves
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Tuesday was in the eighties, and you know I'll move on

Every day new pisces or Capricorn

I know you're not a virgo, and no preut

Come with me you'll be in bed by eight and home by noon

Hide your children, hide your wives,

Quagmire's on the loose

Anyone who crosses his path

Falls for his moves

Hide your children, hide your wives,

Hide your children, hide your wives,

Hide your children, hide your wives,

Quagmire's looking to release his special juice