Mentally Dull Lyrics

Everybody hates me
Why do you suppose that is?
Because i'm the son of the devil?
Uh huh..that's a good start. Why else?
Dude, this is pretty fucked up, right here.
Oh my god, they killed kenny...you bastards!!
(what kind of sick weirdo are you?)
(say something Mr. Hanky...Aahh!)
Dude, Kenny is dead.
Hello there, children.
Let me sing you a little song.
I'm gonna make love to ya woman
Well ya aint Fiona Apple....and if ya aint Fiona Apple, I don't give a rat's
ass
What would drive a man to such a disguisting act?
(my god, that's disguisting!)
Whoah, dude...how do you have sex with a chicken?
(Dumbasses)
Ow (Goddamn it!) Dude, sick! (Aahh!)
You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen....and make me some pie!
What the hell do you know, you fat flaming mongoloid?
Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
Youre such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down street people go
"God-Damnit,
that kid's big fat fuck!" (Hey!)
I mean, youre one screwed-up little kid, do you understand?
He's a very disturbed little boy.
You want some cheezy poofs?
Yeah, i want cheezy poofs!
You can have an eensy, weensy bit, cant you?
(well...)
Just a weensy eensy woo woo?
I packed you some cheezy poofs and poppy tarts.
(goddamn it!)
Just a weensy eensy woo woo?
(gasp)
Oh my god, they killed kenny...you bastards!!
(what kind of sick weirdo are you?)
(say something Mr. Hanky...Aahh!)
Dude, Kenny is dead.
Dumbass
What a retard
Fatso
Hey!
Dude
Dont be such a little wuss
Fruitcake
Bitch
No im not acting like a freak
Well, i was standing out in a field
And i had this huge satellite dish sticking outta my butt
And then there was hundreds of cows and aliens
And then i went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye
What the hell are you talking about?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Barf is gross
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Lunchie munchie? Hmm?
Oh yeah? Well at least my mom's not on the cover of "Crack Whore" magazine
Dont call me fat, buttfucker.
Oh my god, they killed kenny...you bastards!!
(god i want some cheezy poofs)
(Howdy Ho!)
Holy shit, it's Jesus
You pig fucker!
Dude, dont say pig fucker in front of Jesus!
Yeah, believe in me and ye shall find peace
Wearing very very black trunks,
The king of all that is evil
Barbara Streisand
Barbara Streisand
I'm Barbara Streisand
Barbara Streisand
Barbara Streisand
Kick the baby
Don't kick the baby
Leonard Maltin, yes
Sydney Poitier
Sydney Poitier?
Oh yeah? (?)
Ya ugly skank
Damn your black heart, Barbara Streisand
Hey! Why don't you stop.... dressin me up like a mailman...and makin me
dance for you
while you go and...smoke crack in your bedroom..and have sex with...some guy
i dont
even know on my dad's bed!
Dude, this is pretty fucked up, right here.
Let us remember the good times.
Kenny would have wanted it that way
Oh my god, they killed kenny...you bastards!!
(total weirdo freak)
(oh my god, oh my god!)
Dude, Kenny is dead.
Oh...
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in
the whole
wide world.
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls
Mondays she's a bitch, on Tuesdays she's a bitch, on Wednesdays and Saturdays
she's a
bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different, she's a super king kamea mea bee-otch
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole
wide
world.
She's a mean old bitch and she has a stupid head
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch
Kyle's mom...is a bitch!