What Would Brian Boitano Do? Lyrics

Stan: What would Brian Boitano
If was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
Everyone: So what would Brian Boitano do
If were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle: And I just want my mom
to stop fighting everyone
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Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Everyone: What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublar Kahn
Everyone: Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get all the kids together
For we have to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!