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Twiztid - Fuckonthe1stDate lyrics
Hi! My name's Lisa
 I'm what some people call a sex addict
 I mean just because I like to have sex with alot of boys
 It doesn't make me a freak, ok?
 I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style
 And suck cock and all that you know?
 I mean I usually just tell 'em
 Pull that muthafucka out and let me see it
 Get started... 
 Now let me introduce myself as the man
 Fuckin' every bitch in the world just cuz I can
 And I won't even play with you bitches that don't fuck
 All I know, you could be a dude with your nuts tucked
 And I don't need all the stress and all the games
 And all the callin' me names
 And your frontin' like your sane, bitch
 You ain't shit but a hoe and the trick
 And all your good for is hopefully fuckin' and suckin' dick
 Wanna blame it on my music?
 Well that will never happen
 Cuz I was fuckin' hoes like you before the rappin'
 Don't get me the slapppin on that ass and buttcheeks
 And keep my dick the splashin' cum on bed sheets
 I'm a lunatic weirdo lookin' to the laid
 Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?
 Fuck that, I won't spend no nickle on no ass
 I don't even want no stankin' bitch, thinkin' 'bout my cash 
 [x2]
 Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants
 I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
 Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
 But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass 
 Bitch with them big lips
 I'm a young nigga
 With crazy fuck in my hips
 And I can make you do thangs your afraid to do
 And by the end of the night you'll want me to fuck you
 Hey bitch that's a nice ass
 Let me see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
 Got me rising in my pants and I'm pitchin' a tent
 It's just a video camera no need to get upset
 Hey bitch do you like sex?
 Well me too
 I'mma pull my dick out and this is what we gonna do
 Fuck till the sun comes up and fall asleepTwiztid - Fuckonthe1stDate - http://motolyrics.com/twiztid/fuckonthe1stdate-lyrics.html
 Leaving pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
 You say you never sucked dick, a minor obstical
 Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle
 And lick it all on the sides and tip
 You got creamsickle fillin' on your tongue and lips
 UHHhhh... 
 [x2]
 Bitch, I'mma cum outta' the pants
 I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
 Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
 But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass 
 You can tell it from the get go bitch, I ain't the one
 And stricly for your info bitch, you ain't the bomb
 I done fucked many two and three hoes at the time
 And the most hoes I fuck in one night is like five
 DAAAAMN...
 You can say I'm addicted to sex
 But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to death
 Monoxide fuckin' bitches left to right
 Let a killa know, if your fuckin' tonight 
 Hey bitch, do you shave your peach?
 I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
 (its so stubbly)
 Leavin' a rash on my cock
 Burned up, cradlin' tubs of Icy Hot
 Hey Bitch, would you finger your box?
 And rub the butt of a nigga name madrox
 Half hour killa with an hour worth a dick
 So do you wanna fuck? Hey you, hey bitch... 
 [x2]
 Bitch, I'mma cum outta' my pants
 I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting that ass
 Your callin' me a freak sayin' I'm going too fast
 But if you dont fuck on the first date I'm leavin' that ass 
 You stupid bitch, what the fuck do you think this is?
 I take you out to dinner maybe to a movie
 And you don't wanna fuck?
 Who the fuck do you think you are muthafuckin' Liz Claybourn bitch?
 I don't like that shit and I don't like you
 So if you ain't fuckin, you need to bounce, bitch
 That's on my moms
 I'm lookin' for ass, money, and dead shit








