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Two Loons For Tea - For The Inauguration lyrics
Gretchen Phillips)
 They have been searching for most of my life
 For someone to tame me, to make me his wife
 They say I'm unruly, I know that's not true
 From down on my knees I look up at you
 You seem quite severe, but you promise me "dear
 No one will harm you with me standing here"
 Is this my good fortune? I'm finally in luck?
 Now what I receive is a kinder and gentler fuck
 Patronizing with an obnoxious voice
 You'll make me pregnant, then leave me no choice
 With my civil rights stripped and my hair in a state
 I wanted more, so much more from this date
 You say "babe, look at me, I'm good as it gets
 Now I'm doing my part, you better get wet"Two Loons For Tea - For The Inauguration - http://motolyrics.com/two-loons-for-tea/for-the-inauguration-lyrics.html
 How dare I complain of this broncing young buck?
 Take him at his word it's a kinder and gentler fuck
 Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la
 La la la la la la la la la la
 Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la
 Wiggle those hips, read those lips
 Wiggle those hips, read those lips
 My will to change is going all limp as he
 Plunges away, don't you dare call him wimp
 Still I wonder about his priorities
 And those damn special-interest minorities
 The ACLU and the Middle East
 AIDS, legalized abortion and the deficit
 Maybe it's logical, maybe I'm stuck
 But don't we all deserve more than a kinder and gentler fuck









