The Stepsister's Lament Lyrics

Why would a fellow want a girl like her?

A frail and fluffy beauty?

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer

A solid girl like me!

She's a frothy little bubble

With a flimsy kind of charm

And with very little trouble

I could break her little arm!

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her?

So obviously unusual?

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer

A usual girl like me!

Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink,

But not any pinker than a rose's.

Her skin may be delicate and soft

But not any softer than a doe's is.

Her neck is no whiter than a swan's

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She's only as graceful as a bird...

So why is the fellow going crazy?

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,

A girl who's merely lovely?

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer

A girl who's merely me!

She's a frothy little bubble

With a frilly sort of air

And with very little trouble

I could pull out all her hair! Ha ha ha ha!

Why would a fellow want a girl like her,

A girl who's merely lovely?

Why can't a fellow ever once prefer

A girl who's merely me?

What's the matter with the man?

What's the matter with the man?

What's the matter with the man!