I Kissed A Girl-spoof Lyrics

It was my boyfriend's family not something crazy

He took me to meet his old Granny

Then something phased me

She's not like most elderly

She kept glaring from behind the chips

I went to kiss her on the cheek

And

She went for my lips!

I kissed a girl and I liked it

Taste of her denture cream

If I had a drink she would have spiked it

But it's okay with me

I was enticed

I found my vice

I wish she had planted one on me twice

It was my sin soft wrinkled skin

Stretched saggy chin

A toothless grin

No I don't even know her age it doesn't matter

Lock me inside an iron cage it will not shatter
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This burning flame it can't be tamed

No! I cannot resist her snow white hair

Vintage wheelchair

Sparks flew the moment we kissed!

I kissed a girl, and I liked it

Taste of her denture cream

If I had a drink she would have spiked it,

But it's okay with me

I was enticed I found my vice

I wish she had planted one on me twice

It was my sin soft wrinkled skin

Stretched saggy chin

A toothless grin

I don't what happened to me

My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies

Walkers, dentures, and hearings aids

I like my ladies older by

Decades...

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