Boing Lyrics

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn
Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?

She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle Weekend Players - Boing - http://motolyrics.com/weekend-players/boing-lyrics.html
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd like to do a boing boing boing boing?

Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah