Alligator Lyrics

Deep inside the merky swamp
There lives the Alligator
His policy is first to chomp
And then ask questions later
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Although his lifestyle may seem crass,
I really wouldn't knock it
He'd never wear a shirt that has
A yuppie on the pocket