Dare To Be Stupid Lyrics

It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys

It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket

You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before it's/its time

You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite on more than you chew

What can you do

Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles

Look for Mr. Goodbar

Get your mojo working now

I'll show you how

You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid

Come on and dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill

So can I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk

Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away

It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

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Why don't you dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do

Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you

Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends

Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

The future's up to you

So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid

Dare to be stupid

What did I say

Dare to be stupid

Tell me, what did I say

Dare to be stupid

It's alright

Dare to be stupid

We can be stupid all night

Dare to be stupid

Come on, join the crowd

Dare to be stupid

Shout it out loud

Dare to be stupid

I can't hear you

Dare to be stupid

OK, I can hear you now

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Let's go, Dare to be stupid

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Weird Al Yankovic Dare To Be Stupid