Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung Lyrics

I see him most every day

And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung

This is what I hear him say

[deep breathing]

Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend

He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies, and best of all

He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon

Sit down by his side and say "Hi"
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And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation

And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply, and Mr. Frump would say

[deep breathing]

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be

Mr. Frump's dying day

And now I bring to you the very last thing

That Mr. Frump had to say....

[deep breathing, that fades and dies off]

Amen

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