Pigeons Lyrics

Pigeons are such reprehensible things
Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings
They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing
Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming
But still they fulfill an invaluable need Weird Al Yankovic - Pigeons - http://motolyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/pigeons-lyrics.html
They give old men on park benches something to feed

In return for this honor, all they ask is that you
Allow them to soil the occasional statue