Poodle Lyrics

The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast
In pastures you might find it grazing
It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least
It's antlers are simply amazing
Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand Weird Al Yankovic - Poodle - http://motolyrics.com/weird-al-yankovic/poodle-lyrics.html
It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon
But, then again, on the other hand

I could be completely mistaken