Weenie In A Bottle Lyrics

With no girls around

My mamma's wondering.

Thinking of some way,

to release it.

I looked in the kitchen,

Saw some Crisco Oil,

And that's when my bladder started to boil,

Ooooooh yeah.

Ow, Ow, Ow!

(Uh oh!)

Ow, ow, ow!

(Oh God! What did I just do?)

No one wanted to be with me,

Had to make my dream come true,

I wanted to hump something,

I didn't know what to do.

It seemed like a good idea,

And no one else was around,

I stuck my weenie in a bottle,

And now I can't get it out!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,

Gonna shove it up there all the way.

I stuck my weenie in a bottle,

Oh no,

Can, can, someone come help me out?

It's turning purple,

All the feelings gone,

Now where did I put that friggin' phone?

Dialing 9-1-1!

Please pick up!

I'm in a lot of pain!

This was supposed to feel good,

Now I'm suffering,

Oh, please answer!

[Emergeny Services]

Denver 911, what is your emergency?

Ow, Ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]

Hello?

Ow, ow, ow!

[Emergency Services]

Sir, what seems to be the problem?

No one wanted to be with me,

Had to make my dream come true,

I wanted to hump something,

I didn't know what to do.

[Emergency Services]

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It seemed like a good idea,

And no one else was around,

I stuck my weenie in a bottle,

And now I can't get it out!

[Emergency Services]

You stuck your weenie in a bottle,

Oh my!

You must feel really lonley, guy.

You stuck your weenie in a bottle,

That's a first!

Don't worry sir,

We're sending somebody out!

Hey Pam, this guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!

[Pam]

No way!

[Emergency Services]

He does!

HAHAHAHAHA!

Wait, wait...

Sir, we're sending somebody out.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!

[Police]

He's in here,

Let's break the door down!

They break the door down.

[Police]

Oh my God!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[Emergency Services]

No one wanted to be with him,

Had to make his dream come true,

He wanted to hump something!

I didn't know what to do!

[Police]

It seemed like a good idea,

And no one else was around,

He stuck his weenie in a bottle--

And now I can't get it out!

[Policeman]

Ok kid, relax

We're going to get this thing off of ya!

OK, get ready,

PULL!

OWWWW!!

Stuck my weenie in a bottle today,

Now, now, now I can't get it out!

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