I Make Hamburgers Lyrics

My first customer was Megan
She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat
"Hey that's a salad roll" I said and we started going out

My second customer was Susan
She came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
Each day and I said "You don't need to be on a diet.
Do you wanna come out tonight?"

I said "I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view.
He'll buy us all those beers, they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad, I'm telling you"
Whitlams, The - I Make Hamburgers - http://motolyrics.com/whitlams-the/i-make-hamburgers-lyrics.html
My third customer was Maria
She came in for hot chips and sauce
"More sauce" she said. I said "Now you're talking"
And she took me home to meet her mother

My fourth customer was Sandy
She came in for nothing I could see, except me
So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour

I make hamburgers I get all the girls
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl
And if they work I keep 'em, if they don't I keep 'em too
But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls like you