Lactose Intolerance Lyrics

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Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
I fear lactose
Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
LACTOSE!!!

I gotta disease
You can't get it from me
It is known as lactose intolerancy
I have been cursed by a cow
I don't know why but I sure know how
Low in fat but high in evil
Milk puts me in full retrieval

Milk, yogurt and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
I fear lactose

I ate a pancake when I was in Helsinki
But you might as well say I drank a fart martini
Ben and Jerry
They're not such bad guys
But I know soy is my only ally

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
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Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
I fear lactose
Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me

You take your bowl of cereal for granted every moment that you're awake
There is a battle within my stomach and I think it's making my heart break
And in this internal war of digestion
You won't find me in the dairy section
Is there anyone that feels my pain
'Cause I despise the cow and all it stands for

Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
I fear lactose Milk, yogurt, and ice cream
They don't mean nothing to me
I fear lactose

So don't tell me that the glass is half full of milk
'Cause if it is
Oh, it's half empty to me
Don't tell me that I'm not cool
'Cause I've been trying really hard to cover it up you see
Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
I fear lactose
La la la la la la la
I said no cheese please
MOO!