Christmas Blues Lyrics

Christmas is here, where did the time go?

Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go

I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse

Getting gift to six billion people is just too much damn work

Got the Christmas blues, man this job is killing me

And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys

I use to be jolly, now I'm depressed

Had a twinkle in my eye, now I've got a bullet proof vest

Cuz if the pace don't kill me, some gun totting yahoo will

They keep shooting at me like I'm some sort of big fat red criminal
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Got the Christmas blues, I'm starting to see

That I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies

I've grown to hate kids, especially their mail

Always asking me for stuff, well guess what I don't care, oh

Maybe I'm getting cranky as I get old

Cuz I feel like giving them all a big lump of coal

Got the Christmas blues, man, enough is enough

Next year you can find some other sucker to deliver this stuff

Got the Christmas blues, I tell you I'm gonna quit

And find me a steady job with good benefits