I'm On A Blimp Lyrics

Oh snap!

Get your trading cards ready,

Cause we're about to throw down!

Everybody in the place,

Shuffle your fucking deck!

But make sure you don't have any illegal cards

Or you shall be disqualified!

(God Cards are okay though)

I'm on a blimp!

I'm on a blimp!

Everybody look at me,

'Cause I'm duelling on a blimp!

I'm on a blimp!

I'm on a blimp!

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!

I'm on a blimp, motherfucker

In the fucking sky

Straight pimping on a blimp

And I'm so high.

Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking gimp.

He can't stop me and my minions,

Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.

I'm on a blimp, bitch.

We're playing card games in the sky

Cause I'm so rich.

I got locator cards,

And my duel disk.

I'm winning finals,

You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,

Shooting flames and smoke,

It's breathing fire,

Making everybody choke,

But this ain't Middle Earth,

And we're not Frodo and Sam,

And we're not gay by the way, Ygotas - I'm On A Blimp - http://motolyrics.com/ygotas/im-on-a-blimp-lyrics.html

Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and

It's going fast and

We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.

I'm the KaibaCorp King

On a blimp like Kiki,

If you're on the ground

Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the fuck up!

This blimp is real!

Fuck land, I'm in the clouds, mother fucker!

Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, mother fucker!

My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother fucker!

To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother fucker!

Hey dad, if you could see me here,

Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,

Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,

With Obelisk in my deck,

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.

Never thought I'd be in the air

I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear

Lord Satan

Look at me,

Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well

It would be funny if somebody fell.

Hey, what's that burning smell?

Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!

I'm on a blimp!

Everybody look at me,

'Cause I'm duelling on a blimp!

I'm on a blimp!

I'm on a blimp!

Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!