Nerd Rage Lyrics

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage

They say I "Nerd Rage"
I say they don't understand
Keep talkin' trash bitch
Imma have to ban
You from my chat room
And I can hardly think
But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks

And slam George Lucas' head in a car door
For far more than just ruining Star Wars
Stop re-mastering you're making it worse
And for the love of god, Greedo didn't shoot first!

And fuck Comic Sans
And fuck low bandwidth
And never say that Pluto ain't a planet
Goddamnit

I'm readin' what you're saying
On the message boards
Yes I have to had sex before!
With a girl, you don't know her!
She moved away! Shut up!
And don't tell me
Doctor Who is the same
Without Tom Baker
The shit is just lame
And what do you mean
You've never seen "Citizen Kane?"

Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
(Go, go, go)

I broke seven keyboards over my knee
How dare you say
Marvel is better than DC
Your horrible grammar
It's makin' me puke
And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke
Picard
And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
When I'm right Imma laugh like:

(Nerd Laugh)

You beat me at chess
I'm flippin' the board
Then I'll go to Michael Bay's house
Kick in the door
Break every single copy of "Transformers 4"
Hit Bay in the dick with a stick 'til he's sore
I'll own your ass in Halo so bad you might cry
And who the hell jacked my twelve-sided die?

I'll beat you up
I know karate
Ask my girlfriend
Yes I have a girlfriend!
Did I mention I have a girlfriend?

Nerd Rage
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I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
(Go, go, go)

I see Will Wheaton, and I get excited
(And pick up your toys! )
They're collectors items
Shut up, Mom!
And give 'em back to me!
And holy shit!
Don't take 'em out the packaging!
(And clean your room, it smells like manure
And stop watchin' porn videos on your computer! )
I'm doin' research
Leave me alone
Why you hatin'?
(I just think it's weird that all the girls are Asian)

(Nerd Laugh)

I got that
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage

(Nerd Laugh)

Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
(Go, go, go)

I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
I got that Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-er-er Nerd Rage
Ner-er-erd Rage
(Go, go, go)

All my fellow nerds
Oh, I know you understand
All my fellow nerds
Sing along if you can
(We got that)
Nerd Rage
(We got that)
Nerd Rage
(We got that)
Nerd Rage
(We got that)
Nerd Rage
Nerd Rage

[Spoken:]
"What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
He's like one of the greatest writer/directors
Of our time!
And what do you mean "Phantom Menace"
Is your favorite Star Wars movie?
God da... dude, alright
We ca... we can't be friends
I can't be your friend anymore
Goodbye"