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Adam Kay - A letter to the patient's gp please, angela lyrics
Dear Dr Newland (new line)
 Re Mrs Connor (comma)
 We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma
 And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haemotoma (comma)
 Her history's a mystery, her GCS was 9
 And she was on ventilation, now she's stable (stop, new line)
 She had a broken neck of femur, broken neck and broken nose
 She's now in neck fixation (open brackets) brackets (brackets closed)
 We noticed her colostomy, her temporary nefrostomy
 We did a laparoscomy 'cause we thought that (apostrophe)
 'd be necessary to elucidate any problems underlying
(Underline, uh... "underlying", please, Angela)
 She had trouble with her colon 'cause they found a mass had grown on it
 However (semicolon) it turned out to be benign
 And yet they did a large resection from her flexure to her rectumAdam Kay - A letter to the patient's gp please, angela - http://motolyrics.com/adam-kay/a-letter-to-the-patients-gp-please-angela-lyrics.html
 That excision's a decision I don't understand (new line)
 She has dysdiadokokinesis (that's spelt d-y-s-d-i-a-d-o-k-o-k-i-n-e-s-i-s, comma)
 I should also really mention that she went into retention
 With a urinary infection and her leg stuck in extension
 (Correction, "flexion" - sorry, Angela)
 She has a cerebellar tremor (comma) possible rubella
 Dyspepsia, dyslexia and fractured left patella (comma)
 We learned that she was burned so bad she had to have a graft
 Now we're very happy how it looks (full stop, new paragraph)
(Oh, Angela, can you add that she's on warfarin in case she has another mini-stroke... stroke, stroke)
 We organised an ECG and BCG quite recently
 Her TSH and FSH were not yet back today
 But her ESR and CRP should reassure us
 So we'll see her back here in my clinic
 Yours sincerely, Adam Kay














