Finals countdown Lyrics

How to take a history has always been a mystery,
How to find a JVP,
How to take a pulse.

Asking patients about sex,
Supernature reflex,
Skin bumps, neck lumps,
Now give me a cough (cough)

MMR, BCG, meningitis, DTP,
Bile stones, urichromes,
Coeliac disease.

Fallot
Different types of allergy,
Antenatal screening of congenital disease.

Spastic paraplegia,
Syringomyelia,
Measuring Glasgow coma,
Extradural haematoma,
Alzheimer
Penetrance of Huntingdon
HIV, CJD, syphillitic Shanker

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Thrombocytopenia,
Treating schizophrenia,
Causes of bulimia,
OCD.

Self-harm, suicide,
Side effects of frusemide,
Personality disorder,
SLE.

Multiple sclerosis,
Haemochromatosis,
Paraphimosis,
Endrometriosis,

Salpingitis,
Laryngitis,
Pharyngitis,
Urethritis,
Uveitis,
Retinitis pigmentosa

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Fractured neck of femur,
Causes of oedema,
Aqueous humour,
Different kinds of tumour,Adam Kay - Finals countdown - http://motolyrics.com/adam-kay/finals-countdown-lyrics.html

Pneumothorax,
DVT,
Hepatosplenomegaly,
Prostate, kidney, breast and spleen,
Every organ in between

Ehler
Marfan
Cushing(carms?)
Alison
Carpal tunnel syndrome
Alopecia,
Dupetryn

Heamatoma
Purpura,
Austin-Flint murmur,
VSD, DIC,
SIADH.

Typhoid,
Amyloid,
Osteo, Rheumatoid,
Patient
(murmur
Sarcoid, carcinoid,
Cushingoid, Mongoloid,
Pseudopseudopseudopseudohypoparathyroid

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X-ray, ECG,
Basic cardiology,
Neuro, endo,
ENT, oncology.

All of rheumatology,
Bits of embryology,
A-level chemistry,
Epidemiology.

Haem firm,
Paeds firm,
Psyche, surgery,
Rheumo, ortho,
So much stuff you need to know,
Learning drugs is so much stress,
You memorise the BNF,

Public health, public health,
What the fuck is public health?

Stuff that you need for finals,
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