- Votes:
- Composers:
- Chuck Cleaver
- Randy Cheek
- Bill Alletzhauser
- David R. Morrison
 
- See also:
Ass Ponys - It's Summer Here lyrics
There are thirteen headless turtles
 Hanging on a line
 Their severed heads would snap a stick
 And break your finger pretty quick
 The blood is draining from their necks
 And out into the grass
 The flies are buzzing all around
 A hatchet sticking in the ground
 The river looks like chocolate milk
 It's foaming at the banks
 The snakes come out to sun themselves
 You think you've died and gone to hell
 I found one in the yardAss Ponys - It's Summer Here - http://motolyrics.com/ass-ponys/its-summer-here-lyrics.html
 So I gave it to the dog
 She barked and got it by the head
And flung it ¡®round till it was dead
 And it's summer here
 Out behind the barber shop
 The barber's burning hair
 He lights it laughing to himself
 He knows you can't escape the smell
 The smoke is rising from the pile
 And out into the town
 It stings your eyes and burns your nose
 And makes it's way all through your clothes
 And it's summer here









