- Votes:
- Composers:
- Chuck Cleaver
- Randy Cheek
- Bill Alletzhauser
- David R. Morrison
 
- See also:
Ass Ponys - John Boat lyrics
So they found your brother's john boat
 And they filled it up with fish
 And your brother didn't find it for a week
 And you said that you could smell it
 From a hundred yards away
 And that you helped him dump it in the creek
 So you came upon a raven
 And you thought that it was deadAss Ponys - John Boat - http://motolyrics.com/ass-ponys/john-boat-lyrics.html
 But it was moving so you poked it with a stick
And you found that there were maggots
 Crawling underneath the skin
 And thinking of it always makes you sick
 That's the biggest bug I've ever seen
 And jesus, here it comes this way
 I can feel it crawling over me today









