When J Edgar Hoover Wore A Dress Lyrics

This country is built on freedom, hard work and liberty,
And Mr. Hoover has done his best to keep this country free,
If there is a social deviant, erratical
Spy communist conspiracy or someone has to die.
We call J. Edgar Hoovers F.B.I
He will wave the social deviant goodbye.
But when J. Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress
He put pink and purple sequins on his vest vest vest
Low cut blouse and turned up nose, jet black fish net pantyhose
The FBI was real confused I guess
Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress

Now he had his share of intrigues and bent the law a bit
A lot of people swore that he was just a sack of *cough cough cough*

With wire taps and secret files exploded with one push
His covert operations were the envy of George Bush
You could see him smoke a cheap cigar
As he rigged or fire bombed your car
But when J Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress
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He'd debut each social season like a female Jackie Gleeson
Or the second coming of May West
Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress

He had a list of enemies who had to live in fear
When they were branded radicals, communists or queers
John Lennon, Charlie Chaplin and Martin Luther King
Were but a few he targeted to take down in a sting.
It seems he looked at everyone he saw
As a picture up at some post office wall
But when J Edgar Hoover wore a dress dress dress
Oh he was a ray of sunshine ill confess fess fess
Mini skirt and white pom poms
People said there goes the bomb
As he blew the pentagon a kiss
Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress

OH! Blushing cheeks and ruby lips with two six-guns on his hips
This country was much better off I guess
Each time that J Edgar Hoover wore a dress