Breathalyzer Lyrics

Big Shotâ€Â¦
So you’re out all night drinkingâ€Â¦
Downin’ shots â€" You sure weren’t sippin’â€Â¦
Buyin’ rounds, singing songs, makin’ friends, b-f-f’sâ€Â¦
Who’s the man? You’re the man, hot shotâ€Â¦

It’s after 2â€Â¦
So you go and the keys outâ€Â¦
Maybe youâ€Â¦
Should call a cab before ya mess upâ€Â¦
Squintin’ cause ya can’t see, it’s stinkin when ya breath
Cause ya drunkâ€Â¦ Yes, you’re drunk, big manâ€Â¦

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummyâ€Â¦
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think you’re drivingâ€Â¦
Caught!
You could be dyingâ€Â¦
Caught!
You’re gonna failâ€Â¦
Caught!
The Breathalyzerâ€Â¦

Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know you’re swervin’
Caught!
Your face looks flushedâ€Â¦
Caught!
You’ll never passâ€Â¦
Caught!
The Breathalyzerâ€Â¦
V-I-Pâ€Â¦
Ya got that love all nightâ€Â¦
It won’t changeâ€Â¦
When bubba gets ya in the cellâ€Â¦
Say goodbye to college, a good job and your girlfriendâ€Â¦
You’re goin’ downâ€Â¦ Doin time, bud-dyâ€Â¦

Spin the tiresâ€Â¦
Roll the dice and just try itâ€Â¦
They’re not yo’ friendsâ€Â¦
Ain’t supportive, they’re just lyinâ€Â¦
You’re not ok, your eyes are glossy, you’re so drunk you need a car seatâ€Â¦
If you drive, you’ll do time â€" Moronâ€Â¦

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummyâ€Â¦
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer
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Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Caught!
You think you’re drivingâ€Â¦
Caught!
You could be dyingâ€Â¦
Caught!
You’re gonna failâ€Â¦
Caught!
The Breathalyzerâ€Â¦

Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know you’re swervin’
Caught!
Your face looks flushedâ€Â¦
Caught!
You’ll never passâ€Â¦
Caught!
The Breathalyzerâ€Â¦
Never a good idea to have â€Ëœone more drink’â€Â¦
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
You thought you’d be ok to drive, and you’d get homeâ€Â¦
But then you hit someone â€" and they’re killedâ€Â¦

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummyâ€Â¦
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think you’re drivingâ€Â¦
Caught!
You could be dyingâ€Â¦
Caught!
You’re gonna failâ€Â¦
Caught!
The Breathalyzerâ€Â¦

Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know you’re swervin’
Caught!
Your face looks flushedâ€Â¦
Caught!
You’ll never passâ€Â¦
Caught!
The Breathalyzerâ€Â¦

Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI
Oh, you’re pretty drunk, you’re gonna get a DUI

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, convictâ€Â¦