Chlamydia Lyrics

C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!

Wondering whats wrongâ€Â¦
Why do you feel this way?

Gotta to see a doctorâ€Â¦

You’re sleeping around, gotta lot of partners
Getting’ ass, gettin’ head, fucked a lot of daughters
Hit it once, then you’re done, then move onto others
Livin’ just like a kingâ€Â¦

Your pee starts to burn, gettin’ worried
Your balls start to itch, scratch with furyâ€Â¦
The swelling won’t stop â€" Getting’ worriedâ€Â¦
Better.Go.Get.Testedâ€Â¦.

And now you’re thinking twice! About all your lovers
And all those random nights, underneath the covers
The test is positive â€" You better go get some med’sâ€Â¦
Take your dock-si-syc-cleanâ€Â¦

I’m talking about Chlamydia â€" Ain’t as bad as syphilis
Chlamydia! But it’s still some nasty shitâ€Â¦
Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on!
Chlamydia! Chlamydia!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!

The chicks you can’t call â€" Don’t even have their number
You feel all alone â€" Take your a pills for a weekâ€Â¦
And the women â€" Which one was dirty?
And.what.were.her.symptoms?

Girls have ab-do-man pain, in many cases
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Won’t have any kids â€" steral â€"li- zation
Better.Go.Get.Testedâ€Â¦.

And now you’re thinking twice! About all your lovers
And all those random nights, underneath the covers
The test is positive â€" You better go get some med’sâ€Â¦
Take your dock-si-syc-cleanâ€Â¦

I’m talking about Chlamydia â€" Ain’t as bad as syphilis
Chlamydia! But it’s still some nasty shitâ€Â¦
Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on!
Chlamydia! Chlamydia!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
(put a hoody on your woody)
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
(Chlamydia)
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!

So think twice about who you’re sleeping withâ€Â¦
You never know until it’s too lateâ€Â¦
It’s a siiiiii-len-len-len-t killerâ€Â¦
Just protect your-sel-el-el-f!

And now you’re thinking twice! About all your lovers
And all those random nights, underneath the covers
The test is positive â€" You better go get some med’sâ€Â¦
Take your dock-si-syc-cleanâ€Â¦

I’m talking about Chlamydia â€" Ain’t as bad as syphilis
Chlamydia! But it’s still some nasty shitâ€Â¦
Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on!
Chlamydia! Chlamydia!

C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
(Chlamydia)
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!
(Chlamydia)
C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!