Go To Church Lyrics

We should all go back to church cos they've hit the market place

They're getting fashionable ideas from back issues of "The Face"

They've bought part shares in the pill, porn videos and guns, guns, guns!

Old concepts are boringn the designer mass is fun

They've changed the local parishes into saunas, gyms and spas

The Eucharist and the Convenant is now a mini-bar

They've bought a New York decorator to turn cherubs into fairies

The body and the blood to caviar and Bloody Marys

While the font is a jacuzzi and holy water's Perrier

'Cos the Vatican has found a way to make religion pay

If you've soiled your conviction, sold your soul

All you need is absolution, get some good rock n roll

Let my people go, go, go to church - listen to the preacher

Go to church - he'll teach you more than Friedrich Nietzsche

Go to church - where you can let your hair hang down, down, down

No need to be embarrassed 'cos there's no one else around

The parish priests are trying to make lay-people of your daughters

Installing water beds as their sacrificial altars

Parents are concerned but nothing could be safer

'Cos your girl won't get pregnant if she's chewing on that wafer

And while I'm on the topic, did I forget to mention

That Brother Joe rides piggyback with dubious intentions?

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While pre-pubescent school boys try to pillage her poor-box

The flying nun with see through frocks and sexy lingerie

Now they've turned the sacred sacrament into a cabaret

Let my people go, go, go to church - that's what my mother used to say

Go to church - or you will rue the day

Go to church - where you can go and see all the pretty people

If you've never been before it's the building with the steeple

The mass was best in Latin, they never should have banned it

It doesn't make sense now that we can understand it

Socer uno servo fetum, Lefevre's not a faggot

But if he don't take care he'll get laid, he'll get laid

He'll get laid off like Jimmy Swaggert

Admission is free if you're certain of your fate

If not I recommend some big cash on the plate

Or get a damn good lawyer to change the ref's decision

Cos I'm stuck with going to church like I'm stuck with circumcision

Let my people go, go, go to church - cause you may find favor

Go to church - lift your arms to the savior

Go to church - it's getting warm and I can hear that final bell

You'd better move your feet there's no fire escape in Hell

Come on all you sexually impotent, drunken, drug-pushing scumbags...

Go to church!