My Baby's Gone To Jail Lyrics

My baby's gone to jail

She won't be out for quite a while

My baby's gone to jail

Cos she set fire to my child

Do you know what she did?

She charcoal grilled the kid

Then got a butane lighter

To ignite the little shit!

All I'm saying is

I think she's a psychopath

She threw a radiator

Into my sister' bath

And I'm just praying

Must I paint a picture?

All I'm hoping is

That they don't convict her

My baby's gone to jail

She reads books to me

By the Marquis de Sade

I'd like to reprimand her

But it's always hard

And she's a sado-masochist

An anarchistic and arsonist

Manic depressive Dalinist

And she gets worse when she gets premenstrual

All I'm saying is

She needs psychiatric care

She swallowed razor blades

In truth or dare

And all I'm saying is

Hey! Give her a break!

You all know that
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We've all made mistakes

So what?

So what?

If they use the noose

They'll crack her pretty neck

They'll singe her hair

If she goes to the chair.

And although she cut my Ovaltine with crack -

I want her back!

My baby's gone to jail

She may be doing life

She took a twelve gauge shotgun

And blew away my wife

I'll beg the judge to join her

In a six foot cell

Cos cruising singles bars

Is worse than hell!

All I'm saying is

She's got this jealous streak

Saw my woman and

Man, she really freaked.

Took that chainsaw of love

To say we're through

Cut off my wedding ring

And took my finger, too

My baby's gone to jail

My baby's gone

My baby's gone to jail

My baby's gone

My baby's gone to jail

My baby's gone

SO WHAT! ?