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You know you've lost your job & health insurance too
You found your baby in bed with achy bweaky flu
You know them germs don't care
You ain't no millionaire
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Dr. Elmo's No-Cash Clinic & Pawn Shop
Feel like a million without wealth
Don't call me Mister
Dr. Elmo's No-Cash Clinic & Pawn Shop
Barter your way to better health

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You got a kidney stone, bring us your mobile phone
You need a urine test, bring us your leather vest
Your credit's always good with us; come in to...

Dr. Elmo's No-Cash Clinic & Pawn Shop
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Anybody who watches TV knows there's a shipload of big-ticket diseases out there.
If you ain't got no insurance, you're gonna get caught like a skunk without a stinker.
At Dr. Elmo's, we swap health care for perk & iron. Our 13-step program of preventive wellness maximizes truth but the holistic synergy that our sum is greater than your parts.

You got a pesky bug, bring us your Persian rug
Need a lobotomy, bring in your old RV
We'll plant some brand new hair just for a Frigidaire
Or even an old Corvair; we care at...

Dr. Elmo's No-Cash Clinic & Pawn Shop
We be on duty 'round the clock
Franchises available!
Dr. Elmo's No-Cash Clinic & Pawn Shop
Where it feels good to be in hoc
Remember, Dr. Elmo's, your vehicle to health!