Battle Of The Singles Scene Lyrics

In 1990 I took a little trip
A-checkin' out the singles scene to find me someone hip
& on the very day my divorce was finalized
I headed for a singles bar, & boy, was I surprised

CHORUS:
These gals today, they ain't what we expected
They ain't as shining hot as they was a while ago
These gals today know how to be aggressive
& much more macho than any guy we know

I saw a pretty thing, she was sittin' at the bar
So I asked to take her home & we went out to my car
But I opened up the door to my beat-up Chevrolet
& she said "I drive a Porsche" & she turned & walked away

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Then I went to dance & I met me someone sweet
We went back to her condo for to make the night complete Dr. Elmo - Battle Of The Singles Scene - http://motolyrics.com/dr-elmo/battle-of-the-singles-scene-lyrics.html
In the after-troll when I made some future plans
She said "Cool it boy, this is just a one-night stand"

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Yeah I ran to the bars & I ran to the dances
& I ran for the places where the single ladies go
I've seen more gals than you can shake a stick at
Each one, boss, see her, never one before

Well, the end of the story, I never would've guessed
These modern single women only made me such a mess
Now I did the most bizarre thing I did in all my life
I took a deep breath (gasp, gasp) & I went back to my wife

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(repeat verse 4)

You know, the last date I had, she picked out the movie, she picked out the restaurant, she picked out the beer...guess who picked up the check!
...& fade